10knotes:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
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10knotes:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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Reblogged from The Name Is Chino.
johnothetree:

realhiphop2012:

cleophatrajones:

thetweetest:

They shot this 23ft, 1200kg crocodile after he killed 5 fellow villagers, Niger.

shite

where is the line drawn between “”“crocodile”“” and fucking dragon

^wings.

johnothetree:

realhiphop2012:

cleophatrajones:

thetweetest:

They shot this 23ft, 1200kg crocodile after he killed 5 fellow villagers, Niger.

shite

where is the line drawn between “”“crocodile”“” and fucking dragon

^wings.

Reblogged from The Name Is Chino.

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

Reblogged from The Name Is Chino.

silvashko:

cattyjean:

silvashko:

the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me

I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.

image

muggleland:

draumbouy:

coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid

and yall fuckers drink this shit?

look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

guymontagburning:

She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years